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Mos Demotivational Poster


REALIZATION -




1911 -


TAGS: 45 1911 god moses holy
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

flapinux - April 9, 2012, 7:31 pm
The most powerful weapon in Bad Company 2!
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:52 am
Works well with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 11:06 pm
Well as a "Scottsman" I like Scottish women in plaid bras LOL!!!!!!!!
Budog - March 30, 2012, 5:45 pm
Even as an atheist I like this one... 5L
Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm
Well, TheScottsMan, you had me fooled by your avatar... :O
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 8:39 am
I actually like Glock better, but I must pay homage to the first combat pistol.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:38 pm

The pistol god, my favorite, my buddy, my friend. 'Glock', you know, is just the sound one of those brand X ones makes when you drop it.


BOYS & MEN -


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am
I learn this a little more with every notch.


BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...




MOSH PIT - JUNIOR TRAINING FACILITY




CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.


TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Shuteabaker

Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl Ass why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


BAVARIA - Birthplace of the first Death Metal Oompah Bands


TAGS: ozzie von ozzburg gets his start in the mosh pit
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:22 am
The funny thing is, based on the smaller version of this image in the thumbnail, I thought that they were engaged in a tug of war, that they were all standing together and holding onto a rope.
Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:33 am
This is so full of amesomeness. I think I'll just go cuddle with my blow up doll and wonder why I'll never be that cool.
Vash - December 7, 2009, 4:53 pm
Why is the guy on the left doing the robot?


THE CLITORIS -


TAGS: i bet even lesbians have to fake it most times
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:39 pm
pssst ... go with me on that one, buds, until I see her avatar, I'm gonna assume she's hot ... and a she.
Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
But I have to admit it, TooTsiE comes up with a way better poster.
TooTsiE - April 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
DING! fries are done...
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 9:43 am
Sean is the true King of Motifake! Long live the king!!!
BoneCD - April 5, 2009, 6:39 pm
Straight forward...not too wordy...5 Lions Sean buddy


APOLOGIES -


TAGS: extra effort means the most
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 14, 2012, 12:09 am

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:25 pm
LOL! 5L for you lgvernon.


GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!


OUT SICK -




THE GOOD LORD GAVE US GUNS - To protect us from the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals


TAGS: dinos guns homos jesus god christ religion christianity
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by moonunit41

MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:32 pm
more like WWJS. who would jesus shoot


GAME FACE -


TAGS: expression marmoset humor
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 5, 2015, 10:38 pm

It's a marmoset.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:16 pm
Is that the "Green Monkey" that supposedly started the AIDS virus? (Google Image Search). No, it isn't. The hell is that thing then?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2013, 1:43 pm
Interchangeable with "Are you done yet?" face.
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 12:48 pm

LOL!~
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:52 am
our 'your b5ss when you ask for a raise' face :)
MashiMashi - January 30, 2012, 6:50 am
Or rape face


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: i don t remember most of my friends
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by Sean

P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:21 pm
This happened to me once only the swing was a go-kart and the ground was a baseball bat
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 11:03 pm
Canadian gold.


DECEPTIONS -


TAGS: most flags made in china
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:39 pm
That's why I pledge allegiance to my god, my loved ones, those who have given their all for me, and my self. See the light that shines tonight, and let freedom reign in your heart and in your mind!
the1stCOMMI3 - July 8, 2011, 12:29 pm
I don't think the Chinese pledge their allegiance to a flag
caveman - July 8, 2011, 9:38 am
What if your chinese :D
Hicktown - July 5, 2011, 10:19 am
Sadly true...
Ascetic - July 5, 2011, 9:58 am
Too good! 5 roaring lions.


FAIL EMOS -


TAGS: fail emos ketchup emo cut cutting
Rating: 2.71/5

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Cardinal - December 4, 2009, 8:57 am
just registered, first comment :) and he double fails, knife is backwards!


CHERNOBYL - still not a great place to vacation


TAGS: mosquito eating man
Rating: 4.47/5

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TheSanityInspector - December 12, 2011, 12:48 pm
That could also be Assateague Island, Virginia.


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


MOST PEOPLE - Would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them .


TAGS: most people learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:52 pm
Most people don't want to realize that they aren't as great as they want to think they are.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:59 am
Well now, how do send this to the whole world?
mariand - May 4, 2012, 1:01 am
dude, that's very true...


SARCHASM -


TAGS: sarcasm the most delicious of the humors
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by sickartist

rerun - February 21, 2010, 7:39 pm

great poster
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:13 am
I will be stealing this definition for real life purposes.
Jmac0585 - February 17, 2010, 11:44 am
Amsomely original. 5L
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
P.S. great poster
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
When that happened here two years ago MB hydro came and picked my parents up by helicopter and took them to work. guess its kinda stupid to have a vital service in a town with only one road in


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


MOSES - on his first and last day as a lifeguard.


TAGS: moses
Rating: 3.67/5

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FIGHT CLUB -




THOR - The dude you call when superheroes need a superhero




SIGN LANGUAGE -


TAGS: sign language for most of the new posters
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by ronsart

WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:19 pm
Ron, you forgot to add the sign for "over".


INSULT TO INJURY -


TAGS: funny mosque ground zero controversy
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

fascistfrenchman - October 15, 2010, 3:58 am
Couldn't be truer. 5L's
Budog - October 15, 2010, 12:05 am
Right on !!!
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
I second !
CANADA - September 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
perfect!
pzykosiz - September 13, 2010, 7:55 pm
my view of a perfect world. I would give 50L's if i could
DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 7:00 pm
bwahahahahahahahahaha, 5L
boeweizer - September 13, 2010, 6:56 pm
good old greg gutfield (host of redeye, on [email protected] 3am)
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 5:50 pm
oops, 5 burkas
AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 5:50 pm
superb
Airman - September 13, 2010, 5:34 pm
there actually is a strip club in the same block
mikieelmo - September 13, 2010, 5:34 pm
I regret that i have only but five lions to give to your fantastic artwork !
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 5:31 pm

love it!!!!
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 5:13 pm
Absolute golden wisdom!
Hawamleh - September 13, 2010, 5:13 pm
well deserved 5ls mate :)
forseti - September 13, 2010, 5:06 pm
ROFL!


MY GOLF GAME -




LOS VATOS EMOS - At least Mexicans have a valid reason to hate life...


TAGS: emo mexican los vatos emos
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by Matt Speicher

Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 1:51 pm
O...Wait, that comment was made a while ago. I need to pay attention to the dates on these things...fuck.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 1:49 pm
Did the guy named "Fuck white people" just accuse OTHERS of being racist. If there are two things I hate in this world, it's people who don't respect cultural differences...and the Dutch.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 1:41 pm
If that's a gangster then...you guys need to get some better gangsters.
91luisr - November 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
ok hum im mexican n i dont think thats an emo mexican that loks more like a gangster than a emo
BriaHere - August 11, 2009, 4:40 am
And Logic Man, people are allowed to be proud of their heritage and where they come from. They don't have to dislike it based on the stereotype it has.
BriaHere - August 11, 2009, 4:38 am
Don't you get that you are being an ignorant racist by saying that "all" Americans' are racist when that obviously isn't true. You're making yourself look like an idiot.
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 11:03 pm
Heh, that comment reminds me of Micheal Caine in Goldmember.
Nik - August 10, 2009, 10:56 pm
Really?! Another asshole? Seriously?
Fuck White People - August 10, 2009, 10:53 pm
lol Americans Are always trying to make other cultures look bad fuck white people fuck america i live in mexico and i hate americans cuz they are so racist they are the stupidest country in the whole world
Logic Man - July 15, 2009, 4:17 pm
Why would they hate life? There is nothing wrong with selling oranges, mowing lawns, cooking food at any int'l restaurant, hanging out in front of home depot, beating your wife, and coming from the poorest country...these are reasons to luv being Mexican
lol - June 11, 2009, 10:39 pm
Excellent caption.


destroying the zika virus -


TAGS: mosquito feminism
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

duxrus - August 26, 2016, 5:20 pm
That would be funnier (to this entomologist) if the depicted insect was a mosquito. But still VERY funny!
JesusWept - June 8, 2016, 8:10 am
LMAO!!! Outstanding! XD


I USUALLY DON'T SHARE MY BED - ...but when I do, I prefer dos-chickies. Stay horny my friends.


TAGS: most interesting man
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Reality Lord - July 26, 2010, 8:06 pm

awesome dude!!!
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 7:51 pm
Nice one.
Faceplant31 - July 26, 2010, 6:58 pm
ROR 5L


NICE CHOPS -




EXPENDABILITY -




MOSES VS CHUCK NORRIS - A Battle So Epic Not Even The Bible Could Contain It




Oversight at the ark -




PERFECTION -


TAGS: almost perfect sunset pollution
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by spacedog

gas - August 5, 2011, 8:45 pm
or "the critic we all have in5ide" xD


REALITY IS IRRELEVANT - Your mother is the most beautiful person in the world... To you...ya pig!




COMPETITIVE EDGE - Take it where you can.


TAGS: moses talkin shit
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Neener - October 17, 2010, 1:59 pm
Gotta fav this one!
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 9:17 pm
Welp, I found my new wallpaper. XD 5 pissed off old guys!


THE MOSIN NAGANT 91/30 - If its good enough for Vasili Zaitsev its good enough for me


TAGS: mosin
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by CleanSlate40

MPsniper - September 11, 2011, 7:23 pm
from a place you will not see... comes a sound you will not hear


good cops -


TAGS: most cops are good cops
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 4:58 pm
Thanks, Edge!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:05 pm
Good point to mention, Mizzy. Hope the media grabs it. 5L
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:25 pm
Thanks G. O,! Just wondering, is the capital O stand for a pleasurable moment? LOL! Life's more fun when you have a dirty mind! Hope that wasn't offensive!
GaryO - December 6, 2014, 7:52 am
excellent
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 2:15 am
Thanks, crazy monkey!
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2014, 1:40 am
This is awesome!


A RELIGION -


TAGS: christian moslem jew buddhist religions
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

GaryO - March 5, 2015, 11:36 pm
it could be a word...or the name of the next Xman (no matter, 5 for what shines thru here)
Oldsod - March 5, 2015, 7:55 pm
Bloody hell...
Silverheart - March 5, 2015, 5:45 pm

I hate to be that guy... 'relgion'


THE 10 BACON RECIPES - The *real* start of a new religion


TAGS: rnr bacon religion heston moses
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:22 pm
If it were in Hebrew then sales would be down, just sayin'.
RnRollie - July 13, 2010, 3:15 pm
@face: thanks @Eye: becuz it's hollywood :)
BrokenEye - July 13, 2010, 2:49 pm
Why are the Two Tablets not written in Hebrew?
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:31 pm
Potentially full of amsomeness. I would have worked on the verbiage just a lil bit more before submitting this one. the title and concept are genius. 4L


MORMONS -




THE MOST INTERESTING MAN'S DOG - I don't always eat human food, but when I do, I poop all over your bed




STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by rerun

forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


HORS D'OEUVRES - That is the LAST time we let SpaceDog bring the Brownies to our poker night!


TAGS: this is almost as bad as that time we drank moose milk
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Chopperliscious - November 6, 2009, 8:31 pm
hehehehehehehehe 6
MrRandom - November 6, 2009, 8:08 pm
I could say that about the suckers my friend brought back from Amsterdam as well. They looked normal. Looks are deceiving though.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 8:03 pm
The plate just had peanut butter squares that Mrs. spacedog made, and the only thing in them was little colored marshmallows.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 3:41 pm
Um...about that...were the "brownies" in a plastic bag? Possibly stuck to the plastic bag? I mean...spaceDOG...


CAT SCRATCH FEVER - Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is found in only 1..


TAGS: homosexuality
Rating: 3.68/5


SHOOTING EMOS - You're not making a statement. You're a 15 year old stereotype who hates his dad, and you just have to be shot already.


TAGS: emo emoe emos emoes emo s shot ahooting
Rating: 2.45/5

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Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 1:48 am
I think we can agree that you kids suck equally, and I want to kill every kid I see.
tori!!!=D - March 7, 2009, 1:32 am
oh yeah, because OBVIOUSLY, all emos shop at hot topic... as if kids who shop at hollister can't be obnoxious, worthless attention whores, too.
FAIL - February 7, 2009, 7:26 am
Emos shop at hot topic not hollister, FAIL!
Haarakkon - September 16, 2008, 10:17 pm
Woot!
Holyorangecows - September 3, 2008, 1:07 am
=)
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:59 am
Do you know how long it took to fine tune this, to find out it gets all fuzzy anyway? I erased everything touching his out line!


PYGMY MARMOSET - Got to collect them all!




THIS WEEK ON "HEROES" - Things Get A Bit Kinky


TAGS: herohomos
Rating: 2.09/5

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Derek - January 12, 2010, 9:10 pm
Yes, has a very suckimota


In The South... -


TAGS: mosquitoes up north shotgun south meat
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2013, 9:19 pm
Shucks, first liar ain't got a chance.
SLOHAND62 - April 26, 2013, 6:17 pm
MMMMM slathered with some Kentucky bourbon BBQ sauce, med rare over wood chips... 5 L's for the fright and lunch reminder lol
rerun - April 26, 2013, 5:47 pm

LOL, true


A ROLLING STONE -




DISCRIMINATION - Baseball fans are people too.




I DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP WITH MARRIED WOMEN - But when I do, I prefer your wife. Stay thirsty, my friends.




MOS DEF.. INITELY -




EMOS - Mexicans know what to do with them


TAGS: emos
Rating: 3.06/5

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DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 4:34 am
Emo's are too sad to poo
Finklefart - November 23, 2008, 3:35 pm
The emo bathroom is just a hole with spikes at the bottom.


HOMOS NAKED - He likes to see them!




FAT CHICK MOSH - It keeps Guido Zombies from taking over the world!


TAGS: chick fat guido zombie mosh
Rating: 2.54/5

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Jisatsu - May 28, 2009, 11:15 pm
I love how everyone's eyes are flashy while they look at her as if they are all demons and she is their over lord! Doesn't look like much moshing though.


EMOS - never taking things too far, really




Tomacco -




THE FUTURE - Sometimes it isn't ahead, but behind you.




MY DAD BY JAUBREY THE MARMOSET - My Dad used to be a rockstar. He lived the wild life, until one day a groupie wouldn't abort.




EMOS - Come out of the closet or hurry up and commit suicideā€¦.preferably the latter of the two.


TAGS: emos suicide
Rating: 1.83/5

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DrunkenDave101 - October 3, 2009, 5:56 am
Tbh I was expecting someone to make a crack at me being emo or some shit like tht
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:52 am
Aptness.
DrunkenDave101 - September 30, 2009, 2:49 am
Harshness
Emos=gay - March 8, 2009, 5:53 am
Aww, Riff Raff, you made the other ugly emo chick/guy mad :P
Porcelina - February 11, 2009, 8:06 am
Please go get your card, Riff Raff
RIFF RAFF - February 11, 2009, 4:59 am
oh mannn he's a babe.


I'M WIDE OPEN - That's What She Said




27 UP 89 FEET DOWN -




A STRAIGHT LINE MAY BE THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS, BUT IT IS BY NO MEANS THE MOST INTERESTING. -


TAGS: straight line shortest distance two points not most interestin silverheart
Rating: 4.35/5

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Zetmonk - March 6, 2013, 11:47 pm
Amazing artwork! The po5ter isn't bad either ;-)


REGRETS -


TAGS: this is autobiographical mostly sigh
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 11:39 am
It's the worst flavor in the world, Cpn... hope you don't heal too quickly.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2010, 11:36 am
OH MY GOD!!! IT'S A KANGARROO!!!!!!!!!!! Don't tell your friend the dingo, but there are babies here...........(lifetime has enough stories)
CpnKangaroo - July 25, 2010, 11:33 am
thank you guys, its not all that bad, and pie it wasnt like that. just that im a dumbass really. no need to call people names that arent true, i appreciate the sentiment
pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:46 am
Her last name was f-ing whore you tore my heart out. I know its a little to long but it earned you 5L. Good work Cpn. Salute!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:07 am
Better than my autobiographical one of this nature. 5L for that pain!
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 2:06 am
Magnificent, Cpn!


FANTASY -


TAGS: this is the most terrible poster i have made yet
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

[email protected] - March 29, 2010, 10:38 pm
Yeah and videotaping it, may prove consent, put it also shows 12 of peers what a sick mtwisted perv you are and maybe you should be locked up after all!!
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 9:08 pm
she might want to steer clear of mine then
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:07 pm
i suppose i meant most offensive. Its the first one that Trashette got annoyed by.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
what do you mean most terrible?


ADAPTING - Honey...I don't think the DEET will work this year!




WHY ME? -


TAGS: do i need to become homosexuell sausage fest syndrome
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 21, 2010, 5:00 pm
Honey, please... YOU are the one who shows everybody his stinger with your avatar! ;)
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 11:33 am
try? I thought you....oh never mind...


TIME - Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.


TAGS: time use want most worst
Rating: 3.6/5

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Hawamleh - November 15, 2010, 8:34 am
Epic Potential Man... If only you had used a better pic..


SURVIVAL -


TAGS: not the fittest just the most ruthless
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 11:02 pm
The subject of limited resources is near and dear to Haar. 5L
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:47 pm
Excellent. The "h" makes it great.


AND THOU SHALT - bring forth thy sound system so thou shalt rock out, and thou shalt give a congregation where thou shalt drink thyself stupid. Moses - (In his college years)




FACT - One does not just simply stroll into a mosh pit


TAGS: pit meme mosh
Rating: 3.38/5

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COTTON CANDY EMOS - Colors only make them sweeter


TAGS: emos
Rating: 3.23/5

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Narutarded - February 6, 2009, 10:31 pm
They taste like peppermint and Daddy's tears...


JACK BLACK AS MOSES - Parting the Red Sea With the power of ROCK!!!! |oo| ( >< ) |oo|




BRIBERY - Never give up the best catch ever. You can always get another wife.




HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER - dont worry dude, its just a TV show




childhood ruined -


TAGS: mostly pooh
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2016, 6:27 pm
I love this! Very good! ^
JesusWept - September 25, 2016, 4:51 pm
Nice streak, Lord! All up'd.


MEMORY LANE -


TAGS: privacy calendar dead mostly forgotten
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spypengen - April 30, 2012, 9:42 am
5L and that's what myspace is for.
GaryO - April 29, 2012, 11:23 pm
good'un Mr Greeny


SUICIDE -




NOOBS TAKE YOUR RESPONSABILITY -


TAGS: i hate bunnies unicorns and fairies the most
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by culos

autumnspirit - January 14, 2011, 9:08 pm
Fantastic! Point taken haha 5L's
clemo - October 3, 2010, 8:05 pm
"good work"? :D
jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
LOL..Fritz? Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz! 5 wizards for those who know the movie
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 5:47 pm
All 3 combine to equal Sean.... 5L!
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 5:40 pm
direct and to the point and very funny 5/5


COMING AND GOING -




ADVENTURE -


TAGS: golf is for lamos who suck at pool and bowling and darts and sex with chicks yeah mostly the ses with chicks part
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God I hate those Villages commercials. It may be lame, but I play in a 4some with my 3 sons once a month. We have a blast.. it's competitive with a lot of jabs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:25 am
Just a little fact..."The Villages", a retirement golf community in Fla., has the highest rate of STD's of any community in Florida. It must be those bowling bastards taking our women when we're out on the back nine, eh!
BoneCD - April 23, 2010, 6:21 am
Blasphemy...5 drink up boys, here comes the beer cart!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 1:27 am
Thanks Fp31. Maybe that would be a good poster. Pic of a golf cart. Title: GOLF Text: Because I love to drink and drive. (Kind of a pun in there, to boot.)
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:55 am
Nice one sean. It is understandable that this isn' doing well its on the interweb which means a lot of people here don't get out. The tags are amsome, i golf(cuz u can drink and drive the carts), play darts and bowl regularly. 5L's for you good sir
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:50 am
3.86 after 7 votes????!!!! You bastards! I hate you all! *cries inconsolably*
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
*raquet
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
Trust me, Canada, once the raquest skills fall in line, the pace of the game rivals kickboxing and hockey -- or it would if you had to kickbox or your shifts in hockey lasted over an hour. Well anyway, you get my point.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:57 pm
It helps if you swing a big club.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:55 pm
Well put Iceman. So golf prowess is an aphrodesiac now? Or is it merely a viagara substitute? Tiger's money got the Tigerman the uber-p. And he has a kind face. We all know that is more important than anything when it comes to bedding the honies, eh?
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:52 pm
kickboxing and hockey for me, but squash is a good game too
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Thanks Can-My-Man. I'm a squash player, and what some squash players call a "basher" (meaning I hit the ball very hard even when that's not the best choice). So golf to me is an old man's diversion. I suspect that it ain't your speed either.
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Yep, Tiger had a helluva time getting chicks.
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:45 pm
great tags!


I SAID ALMOST -


TAGS: almost perfect calendar
Rating: 4.27/5

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forseti - August 5, 2011, 8:04 am
to be perfect, bacon is missing!! 5 belly buttons


PWNED - FTW


TAGS: quite possibly the most fukked up prank ever
Rating: 4.1/5

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Produceman117 - January 19, 2010, 6:59 pm
Yeah, Tree, I made this one AND the original one too. I just changed the "OMFG" to a gasp in order to make it seem like what she saw on the internet instantly killed her. But it's mine. You can count on that.
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 6:49 pm
you did, but Pro changed it and resubmitted after it was lost in the server crash
Treehodger - January 19, 2010, 6:47 pm
Weird. I found this on Google just the other day but the grandma was saying "OMFG!"?
pieman - January 19, 2010, 4:57 pm
Nice! 5 crying little gingers for you.
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2010, 4:48 pm
F*CKIN AMSOME 5 Golden Red Headed step kids for you PRO


BEAUTIFUL - Now, can someone please tell me where in HELL The FARMERS MARKET is!


TAGS: mosque islam muslim terrorists
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - September 1, 2011, 11:54 pm
Because old people are just older douche bags and they think they can get away with crap because they're older
WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 11:00 pm
why is Homeland frisking Grandma at the airport still, in stead of swarming this guys front lawn?
Brawler - May 11, 2011, 1:46 am
Timothy McVeighs homeplace?
Brawler - May 11, 2011, 1:46 am
Timothy McVeighs homeplace?


ELECTRONIC DOCUMENT MANAGEMENT - Just as sexy as it sounds




HEADACHE HAIKUS -




THE MIG -


TAGS: most interesting gerbil
Rating: 3.4/5

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FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:14 pm
Why just once?
hangmanheadphones - October 5, 2010, 6:24 am
What?! Just too random. Can't stop giggling like a schoolgirl.


FACEPLANT31 - Now you know what he goes through everyday


TAGS: pies and clowns but mostly faceplant31
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 3:41 pm
I can tend to do that to people.
Eternal Lord Jackass - March 8, 2010, 2:51 pm
This picture kinda creeps me out, I feel like he's looking at my soul.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:18 pm
glad to see you working away from your earlier look what I found's
Dr. Rusak - February 3, 2010, 7:50 pm
I know this poster is overused, but at least the idea is mine
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 7:29 pm
A very nice tribute to Face, but Doc, this pic was used 2 days ago 88218, do you not look at other posters?
Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 7:22 pm
... and thats how the slaughter started. Thanks Dr.


R.I.P. - Farrah Fawcett June 25, 2009 The Day the Fapping Died


TAGS: farrah fawcett the day that even the most dedicated fappers stopped for a moment of silence
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:45 pm
That was a crazy time of dead celebrities. Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Billy Mays, one after another, all in the same week, with David Carradine and Michael Jackson not too far off.
Mooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:45 am
Wow, Sean. You butchered Don almost as well as Madonna did.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:23 pm
Sean; To save the possible emails, which I hate, here is the link :-) http://www.flickr.com/photos/ftachaser357/sets/72157602561037327/
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:19 pm
Sean; As soon as I hit the submit button, I knew that I spelled Don's last name wrong. MY BAD. I also have NO bad photos about Charlie. I think he was like 15 or 16 when he was in the movie. He was really cool, for his age. NOW, Patrick was another story.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:18 pm
... and then we could blackmail the dude together. Hope that didn't sound too weird.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:17 pm
It might be easier to attach a couple of those pics to a PM and send them to me that way, if you don't mind. But thanks again for the offer.
Sean - June 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
That's neat, man. And I'm sure he'd now pay you not to tell. But not to be a Lyric Nazi or anything, but I was just quoting Don McLean.
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:12 pm
Sean; Email me in private at: ftachaser357@yahoo.com and I will share with you the photos, from the movie set. :-)
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 8:10 pm
Sean; You said Charlie Sheen. You should my photos on Flickr, when I was the Military Tech Advisor to the movie Red Dawn. Ohhhhh, the stories I can tell :-)
Sean - June 25, 2009, 7:24 pm
... and the three men I admired the most, Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen, and Ron Jeremy, caught the last train for the coast ... the day the fappage ... died. And we were singin' bye bye Farrah ... Buh-Bye ... *sigh*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 6:59 pm
Gotta love Don McLain and American Pie. PIE? Did someone just say PIE?
Sean - June 25, 2009, 6:40 pm
... and I knew that if I had my chance, I could make that little monkey dance ... and maybe I'd be happy for a while ... but Ms. February make me quiver, with every stroke that I delivered ... bad news on the doorstep ... I couldn't take one more step ...
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
*bows down before the one true goddess*
FTACHASER357 - June 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
Stopping in mid-stroke and bowing my head for a moment of silence.


GROWING UP WOP -




EMOS - And just an excuse for girls to act like while having menstruation


TAGS: emo emos girl boy girls boys excuse
Rating: 2.88/5

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Seb - December 22, 2008, 10:17 am
I take offence at that(I know it#s just a joke, you don't know difficult it is). I'm no emo, and we don't need a excuse to what we want.
Orsis - June 23, 2008, 10:50 pm
ROFL. Best. Sentence. So Far (I dont say ever, you'll never now when someting bigger comes to town).


Moose -




GIRLS - Reason why emo was born!


TAGS: emos girls
Rating: 2.61/5

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Lola57 - April 30, 2009, 8:25 pm
Rofl! Sound like those high-class girls that use men up. =p


EVIL -




NO PETE - See, when Pete is not around, Kate DOES look a lot better.


TAGS: kate moss pete rnr
Rating: 2.45/5

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COURAGE - Looking the gay judge in the eye and disagreeing with his "lifestyle," knowing it will cost you your rightfully-earned crown.


TAGS: carrie prejean perez hilton gay homo homosexual miss california pageant universe
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Agent K - August 3, 2009, 8:09 pm
smokin hot insane but smokin hot
idiots - May 13, 2009, 8:39 pm
She didnt lose the crown because if donald says she's in, shes in. Donald hates fags too obviously.
Yup - May 12, 2009, 4:43 pm
Haha, i know why Perez Hilton is so mad... looking at Carrie Prejean up on stage must have "set him straight". Or in other words, Prejean is so hot, Perez isnt gay anymore! now excuse me while I complete my objective for clicking on this poster "fap". Ha
Jmac0585 - May 7, 2009, 12:30 pm
Because, LD, his agenda was as hidden as his sexuality. He did not do himself any favors.
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:40 pm
I wonder why that flaming beotch Perez didn't ask that question of all the contestants? I wonder which ones would have folded knowing that the fudgepacker asking the question would vote them down if they were honest? Kudos to this lady!
Anonymous2 - May 6, 2009, 1:10 pm
Wait a sec... Perez Hilton is gay? What the hell is he doing judging a women's beauty contest, then? That's like asking a deaf man judging a music contest.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 10:40 am
Also, my punctuation is correct.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 9:44 am
In a contest the object is to win, unless you have convictions. At that point those with convictions do not yield, and those without demonstrate their cowardice and corruption and do what they can to win. See: Arlen Specter.
Bob Chin - May 6, 2009, 7:37 am
Wait just a second....Perez Hilton is gay!!! Wow, I wonder if his sisters knew about that. Not that Paris wouldn't be down with it, shes all like "that's hott", with nearly everything.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:28 am
You, agdaniele, are a hero on the front of the Great Grammar War of 2009. I salute you! Vive Le Punctuation!
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:43 pm
I'd also like to point out the punctuation placed AFTER the end quotes. It actually DOES feel better.
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:41 pm
Courage? I disagree. It's a contest... in a contest, the object is to win. You're taking a gross lapse in situational awareness and intelligence and labeling it as "courage". Opinion aside, it was a shining moment of ignorance.


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